Due to the sheer volume of utter cack films I have endured recently, I have decided to add a rule set to my firewall that stops me ever going to imdb.com again.
Instead, I bring you NewSchoolDB that summarizes in true cynical Brit fashion, what to watch and what not to in a few sentances.
Aeon Flux20 or so minutes of Charlize Theron looking pretty fit in her futuristic cat suits are the highlight of this weak plotted film.
Verdict: 4/10
LondonA film about two blokes snorting cuff in a nice bathroom. Badly executed and pretty poor really.
Verdict: 4/10
Dear WendyFirst hour wasn't bad and then someone decided that plausible endings were "so last year" and ruined it.
Verdict: 3/10
WaitingSuprisingly funny film about a bunch of young Americans working in a restaurant.
Verdict: 8/10
RevolverGuy Richies latest. If you were expecting another Snatch then best move on. Seemed very much like a less profound version of Lynch's Lost Highway to my eyes. If you thought that was shit, best not bother.
Verdict: 6/10
The posession of Emily RoseI have always thought the Exorcist was crap. This however, is a pretty disturbing and pant filling afair with very subtle use of horror visuals that plays more on the imagination.
Verdict: 8/10
Batman BeginsNever really liked any of the Batman films, so I was pretty happy to find this one was ney bad. There was a pretty bad flaw at the end where the antidote was magically forgotten about, but it still didn't manage to ruin it.
Verdict: 7/10
Brokeback MountainThis film started off a little slowly for me but once I settled into the pace I found myself enjoying it. I can see why it was nominated for 8 oscars.
Verdict: 8/10
JarheadA poor mans Platoon set in Kuwait instead of Vietnam. I had high hopes for this film, but poor character development seemed to stop this film being anything but average.
Verdict: 5/10